Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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