There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
