I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
we should paint friendship bongs
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