i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
only you would photoshop your dick
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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