Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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