sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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