um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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