She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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