Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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