Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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