fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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