: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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