Grow some girl-balls and come out already
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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