U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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