I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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