well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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