You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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