her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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