I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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