Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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