On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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