I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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