yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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