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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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