we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
