i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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