porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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