Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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