Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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