i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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