i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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