She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We need to get me chipped asap
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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