There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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