people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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