I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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