Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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