Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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