hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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