I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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