So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We're too hungover to prance.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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