Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Randomize
