Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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