I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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