Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
