hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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