4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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