yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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