I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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