i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can you repeat that, but with context?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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