I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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