I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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