i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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