i just google imaged poop.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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